How to be a
Professional
Bawbag

Lesson 02 · Competitive certainty

Argue About Nothing

Turn opinions into Olympic sports. Facts are optional; confidence is essential.

The professional method

  1. Pick a side—any side.
  2. Make it part of your identity.
  3. Move the goalposts when necessary.
  4. Never, under any circumstances, concede.

What you’re actually learning

An ordinary disagreement is merely two people holding different information. A professional bawbag understands that it is actually a public referendum on personal worth.

Once winning becomes more important than understanding, every fact is either ammunition or enemy propaganda.

The clever bit hiding underneath

This is motivated reasoning and confirmation bias at work: we inspect friendly evidence gently and opposing evidence with a flamethrower.